:: The Bishies Show ::

:: Monday, March 03, 2003 ::

Glomping Groupies Inc

Quote of the Duel Monsters Episode: “Present day mortals are so fun to terrorize, don’t you think?”~~Yami Baku-chan *cackle*~~

Bishie Show theme song

Me: Are we on? ….We’re on? Okay … now? Err … hello, folks, and welcome back to the Bishi Show. I’m afraid we’re not going to have much of an episode today…um….

*shot of everyone pushing hard against the kitchen door. Clearly there is strong force on the other side*

Jo: We can’t keep pushing forever!!

Me: At this rate, we’ll have to! Who knows how many “Sugar-Addict’s Dreams” they’ve had?!?

Yami: I still say we should offer Seto as a human sacrifice.

Seto: *growls* Don’t push it, Game King ….

Malik: *blinks* Hey, aren’t we missing someone?

Me: Um…..RYOU!!! *silence* Where the hell did he go?!?!

Malik: I don’t know, he’s YOUR bishie, remember?

Me: *gives Malik death glare*

Mai: I’m with Ryou. The farther I am from here, the better.

*runs offstage*

Isis and Anzu: Ditto.

*run offstage*

Me: COWARDS!!!! Get back here!!! … Please?? I’ll give you a cookie!!

*kitchen door suddenly bursts open and Yami Malik and Yami Bakura come running out brandishing kitchen knives*

Me: RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*surprisingly enough, the yamis break into the song “Fashion Nuggets” by Cake and begin to dance*

Yami Bakura: *singing* Now clever feet that flicker like fire and burn like candles in smoky spires …

Yami Malik: *singing* Do more to turn my joy to sadness than sombre thoughts of burning planets ….

Together: *singing* Shut the f*ck up ….

Me: *sarcastically* What an appropriate song.

*Ryou suddenly walks onstage in an apron and oven gloves holding a tray of cookies*

Malik: Ooooooh, look, dinner AND a show!!

Me: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!

Ryou: *rolls eyes* What does it LOOK LIKE, I’ve been saving the world? I’ve been baking cookies, genius.

Me: *looks incredulous* What in Ra’s name for?

Ryou: Because I’m hungry and I refuse to lie down and starve. Hey, I didn’t know you had another kitchen around here.

Me: O_o We do?

Jo: Eh, all this pushin’s made me hungry. I’ll have one of those, thank you. *grabs a cookie*

Me: *stares at cookie intently* Hey, those look like ….

*Yami Bakura sees cookies and runs over*

Yami Baku: THE MILLENIUM ITEMS!!! *tries to jump Ryou, who quickly steps aside*

Me: *trying to hold a rabid Yami baku-chan back* Cookies are fine, Ryou, but did you have to bake them in the shape of millennium items?!?!

Ryou: *offended* I was feeling creative, okay? Jeez …

Yami Malik: *pulls out Millenium Rod and grabs the cookie version* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have two rods!! Bow down and FEAR ME!!!!

Yami Baku: *takes a bite from the end of the cookie Rod* …Yum …

Yami Malik: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

Malik: Hey, that looks good! *tries taking a bite* OUCH!!

Yami Baku: That’s the real rod, you idiot.

Malik: *rubs jaw* I knew that ….

*suddenly, fire begins to erupt from the plot hole and a big red guy with horns rises up*

Me: It’s Ernest!! White Angel told me about you...

Everyone: Ernest?

Ernest: *sigh* Lucifer and Satan were taken, okay?

Yami Baku: Yo, what’s crackin’?

Ernest: Nuthin’ too much, brotha.

Everyone: *stares*

Yami Baku: *rolls eyes* What? It’s HELL people, come on, I know my way around there pretty well. Plus Ernest’s a poker buddy.

Everyone: Oh …

Me: So, Ernest, what brings you up here with all us mortals?

Ernest: *to Yami Bakura* I could ask you the same question?

Yami Baku: *growls*

*Pegasus suddenly comes up from the whole*

Pegasus: *sniff* What smells so good?

Ryou: *holds up tray of cookies* Want one?

Me: Now, Ryou, I thought I told you never to offer cookies to power-hungry deceased multi-millionaires.

Seto: I’m NOT deceased!!!!!!!!

Me: Not YOU, brainless.

Seto: Oh.

Pegasus: *sees cookie eye* My Millennium Eye!!!!! *grabs cookie and tries to stuff it into empty eye socket*

Everyone: O_o eeewww……..

Mokuba: *looking wide-eyed and innocent* Hey Seto, isn’t that the guy who captured me, then kicked your butt?

Seto: MOKUBA…!

Me: Loyalty with family, eh Kaiba?

Seto: *pout* Yeah, don’t forget the girlfriend.

Isis: *from far away* WHAT’D I HEAR?!?!

Seto: *fake sweet* Nothing, honey …

Everyone else: *snickers*

Ernest: Sorry my homies, but we gotta go. *points at Pegasus* This guy’s due for his lobotomy.

Everyone: O_o

Ernest: See ya’ll soon *disappears with Pegasus*

Me: Well… That was interesting…

Malik: Hey, Ryou’s gone again!

Yami Baku: What is WRONG with that kid?

Me: I dunno, but with you around, I’m surprised he’s not cowering in a corner.

Yami Baku: mutters something inaudible about mortal women

Seto: I wouldn’t say that if I were you …

Isis: *comes out of nowhere and smacks Yami Bakura*

Isis: That’ll learn ya. *slaps me a high five*

Yami Baku: OUCH!

Seto: I warned you.

Me: Tsk tsk, Seto, abusive girlfriend; apparently you’re not treating her well enough.

Ryou: *suddenly comes running onstage*

Ryou: Hi people!!

Me: Where in Ra’s name do you keep disappearing off to?

Ryou: *ignores me* Check out the cash I made at the Domino High bake sale with all those cookies! *holds up a dozen wads of 100 $ bills*

Everyone: O.O

Yami Bakura: $_$

Ryou: Back off, Tomb Raider.

Yami Bakura: *pout*

Me: Wow, either those cookies were the next Mr. Christie brand, or there were a lot of Rare Hunters there. Hey Malik, there’s gonna be a few dozen pastrie Millenium Items when you get home.

Everyone: snickers

Yami Malik: *cackle*

Malik: No one asked for YOUR input.

Me: Hey! I know what we can do with this money!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Me: Vacation!! ^__^

Girls: *shriek happily*

Guys: -_-


Bishies Show closing Theme

Credits


Producer, Host, Executive Producer, Director
Cidi Nazgul Five


Co-hosts
Malik Ishtar
Ryou Bakura

Special Guest Appearances by:
Yami Bakura
Seto Kaiba
Yugi Mouto
Yami Yugi
Yami Malik
Anzu Mazaki
Jounouchi Katsuya
Honda Hiroto
Mokuba Kaiba
Mai Kujaku
Isis Ishtar


Sponsored by:
Kaiba Corp

And

Industrial Illusions (becuz we let Pegasus keep his cookie)

Ernest is property of White Angel
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