:: The Bishies Show ::

:: Monday, March 03, 2003 ::

Glomping Groupies Inc

Quote of the Duel Monsters Episode: “Present day mortals are so fun to terrorize, don’t you think?”~~Yami Baku-chan *cackle*~~

Bishie Show theme song

Me: Are we on? ….We’re on? Okay … now? Err … hello, folks, and welcome back to the Bishi Show. I’m afraid we’re not going to have much of an episode today…um….

*shot of everyone pushing hard against the kitchen door. Clearly there is strong force on the other side*

Jo: We can’t keep pushing forever!!

Me: At this rate, we’ll have to! Who knows how many “Sugar-Addict’s Dreams” they’ve had?!?

Yami: I still say we should offer Seto as a human sacrifice.

Seto: *growls* Don’t push it, Game King ….

Malik: *blinks* Hey, aren’t we missing someone?

Me: Um…..RYOU!!! *silence* Where the hell did he go?!?!

Malik: I don’t know, he’s YOUR bishie, remember?

Me: *gives Malik death glare*

Mai: I’m with Ryou. The farther I am from here, the better.

*runs offstage*

Isis and Anzu: Ditto.

*run offstage*

Me: COWARDS!!!! Get back here!!! … Please?? I’ll give you a cookie!!

*kitchen door suddenly bursts open and Yami Malik and Yami Bakura come running out brandishing kitchen knives*

Me: RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*surprisingly enough, the yamis break into the song “Fashion Nuggets” by Cake and begin to dance*

Yami Bakura: *singing* Now clever feet that flicker like fire and burn like candles in smoky spires …

Yami Malik: *singing* Do more to turn my joy to sadness than sombre thoughts of burning planets ….

Together: *singing* Shut the f*ck up ….

Me: *sarcastically* What an appropriate song.

*Ryou suddenly walks onstage in an apron and oven gloves holding a tray of cookies*

Malik: Ooooooh, look, dinner AND a show!!

Me: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!

Ryou: *rolls eyes* What does it LOOK LIKE, I’ve been saving the world? I’ve been baking cookies, genius.

Me: *looks incredulous* What in Ra’s name for?

Ryou: Because I’m hungry and I refuse to lie down and starve. Hey, I didn’t know you had another kitchen around here.

Me: O_o We do?

Jo: Eh, all this pushin’s made me hungry. I’ll have one of those, thank you. *grabs a cookie*

Me: *stares at cookie intently* Hey, those look like ….

*Yami Bakura sees cookies and runs over*

Yami Baku: THE MILLENIUM ITEMS!!! *tries to jump Ryou, who quickly steps aside*

Me: *trying to hold a rabid Yami baku-chan back* Cookies are fine, Ryou, but did you have to bake them in the shape of millennium items?!?!

Ryou: *offended* I was feeling creative, okay? Jeez …

Yami Malik: *pulls out Millenium Rod and grabs the cookie version* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have two rods!! Bow down and FEAR ME!!!!

Yami Baku: *takes a bite from the end of the cookie Rod* …Yum …

Yami Malik: HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

Malik: Hey, that looks good! *tries taking a bite* OUCH!!

Yami Baku: That’s the real rod, you idiot.

Malik: *rubs jaw* I knew that ….

*suddenly, fire begins to erupt from the plot hole and a big red guy with horns rises up*

Me: It’s Ernest!! White Angel told me about you...

Everyone: Ernest?

Ernest: *sigh* Lucifer and Satan were taken, okay?

Yami Baku: Yo, what’s crackin’?

Ernest: Nuthin’ too much, brotha.

Everyone: *stares*

Yami Baku: *rolls eyes* What? It’s HELL people, come on, I know my way around there pretty well. Plus Ernest’s a poker buddy.

Everyone: Oh …

Me: So, Ernest, what brings you up here with all us mortals?

Ernest: *to Yami Bakura* I could ask you the same question?

Yami Baku: *growls*

*Pegasus suddenly comes up from the whole*

Pegasus: *sniff* What smells so good?

Ryou: *holds up tray of cookies* Want one?

Me: Now, Ryou, I thought I told you never to offer cookies to power-hungry deceased multi-millionaires.

Seto: I’m NOT deceased!!!!!!!!

Me: Not YOU, brainless.

Seto: Oh.

Pegasus: *sees cookie eye* My Millennium Eye!!!!! *grabs cookie and tries to stuff it into empty eye socket*

Everyone: O_o eeewww……..

Mokuba: *looking wide-eyed and innocent* Hey Seto, isn’t that the guy who captured me, then kicked your butt?

Seto: MOKUBA…!

Me: Loyalty with family, eh Kaiba?

Seto: *pout* Yeah, don’t forget the girlfriend.

Isis: *from far away* WHAT’D I HEAR?!?!

Seto: *fake sweet* Nothing, honey …

Everyone else: *snickers*

Ernest: Sorry my homies, but we gotta go. *points at Pegasus* This guy’s due for his lobotomy.

Everyone: O_o

Ernest: See ya’ll soon *disappears with Pegasus*

Me: Well… That was interesting…

Malik: Hey, Ryou’s gone again!

Yami Baku: What is WRONG with that kid?

Me: I dunno, but with you around, I’m surprised he’s not cowering in a corner.

Yami Baku: mutters something inaudible about mortal women

Seto: I wouldn’t say that if I were you …

Isis: *comes out of nowhere and smacks Yami Bakura*

Isis: That’ll learn ya. *slaps me a high five*

Yami Baku: OUCH!

Seto: I warned you.

Me: Tsk tsk, Seto, abusive girlfriend; apparently you’re not treating her well enough.

Ryou: *suddenly comes running onstage*

Ryou: Hi people!!

Me: Where in Ra’s name do you keep disappearing off to?

Ryou: *ignores me* Check out the cash I made at the Domino High bake sale with all those cookies! *holds up a dozen wads of 100 $ bills*

Everyone: O.O

Yami Bakura: $_$

Ryou: Back off, Tomb Raider.

Yami Bakura: *pout*

Me: Wow, either those cookies were the next Mr. Christie brand, or there were a lot of Rare Hunters there. Hey Malik, there’s gonna be a few dozen pastrie Millenium Items when you get home.

Everyone: snickers

Yami Malik: *cackle*

Malik: No one asked for YOUR input.

Me: Hey! I know what we can do with this money!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Me: Vacation!! ^__^

Girls: *shriek happily*

Guys: -_-


Bishies Show closing Theme

Credits


Producer, Host, Executive Producer, Director
Cidi Nazgul Five


Co-hosts
Malik Ishtar
Ryou Bakura

Special Guest Appearances by:
Yami Bakura
Seto Kaiba
Yugi Mouto
Yami Yugi
Yami Malik
Anzu Mazaki
Jounouchi Katsuya
Honda Hiroto
Mokuba Kaiba
Mai Kujaku
Isis Ishtar


Sponsored by:
Kaiba Corp

And

Industrial Illusions (becuz we let Pegasus keep his cookie)

Ernest is property of White Angel
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Glomping Groupies Inc.

Quote of the Duel Monsters Episode: “Rise, you worthless buffoon!!!”
~~Pissed Malik when things are not going his way~~


Bishi Show Theme Song

Ryou: Hey swingers, and welcome to another episode of the Bishi Show!! Cidi will be in in a moment, but for now, I’m your host. After a long lawsuit with Kaiba Corp, the suits have finally decided to let us back on air. And to show they’re sorry they messed with us, we are privileged to introduce you to our special guest, the ruthless head of a multi-million dollar company, Seto Kaiba!!!

*shot of an irritated-looking Seto Kaiba tied to a chair in his usual clothes and trench coat*

Ryou: And that’s not all! Let’s hear a big round of applause for our returning special guests, me and Yami Baku-chan!!

*Ryou strikes a smug pose*

Ryou: ……where’d I put Baku-chan again?

Kaiba: *mumbling* Plot hole……

Ryou: Oh, that’s right!!

*shot of Yami Bakura hanging by his wrists over the plot hole*

*suddenly, I walk on stage in a pair of jeans two sizes too small and a very skimpy tank top, with Malik trailing after me*

Kaiba: And where have YOU been?

Malik: *swoon* At my place.

Kaiba: *shudder* I had to ask….

Me: Thanks for taking care of the intro, Ryou. I thought you might have forgotten about Yami Baku-chan there for a second…..

Yami Baku: If SOMEBODY does not GET ME OUT OF HERE I will personally KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!

Me: Yes, well, there will be one hell of a lot of us to kill, love, cuz Seto ain’t the only guest.

Seto: I’m not?

Everyone: He’s not?

Me: *grin* Nope! Everyone, I’d like to introduce you to ….. the rest of the cast of Duel Monsters!!!!

*Yugi, followed by Yami, Anzu, Jounouchi, Honda, Yami Malik, Mokuba, Mai, and Isis come onstage in a tango line to the “Cha cha cha” theme*

Everyone else: O.O

Jo: * turns around* I didn’t know Mai was coming along!

Mai: *raises hands defensively* Hey, I’m just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubble gum.

Jo: *drooooool*

Yugi: So what ARE we all here for?

Me: I thought the show could use a little more flavour. That and Isis owes me money.

Isis: What?!?!?!

Me: We made a bet, remember? Don’t think I didn’t see Kaiba’s limo leave without him the night you invited him to the museum for dinner and a “history lesson”.

Isis: *fumes* How…..?

Me: Some little kid told me *slaps Mokuba a high five*

Isis and Seto: MOKUBA!!!

Mokuba: *innocent look* What?

Isis and Seto: *lunge at Mokuba*

Me: Hey hey HEY!!! We’ll have no child abuse here please!!

*Isis and Seto are restrained with some difficulty by (guess who?) Pegasus’ ridiculous thugs. Smoke clears and they are seen tied to chairs*

Seto: I was already tied to a chair when I came here. This place makes no sense. How can you just “re-tie” me?

Me: You have no idea what else I can do ….

Seto: O.O;; Better ignorant than sorry …

Ryou: Yes, and we’re trying to keep this at a PG 13 rating.

Anzu: You’ll have some difficulty with that, what with Yami Malik and Yami Bakura on the loose.

Me: Who said Yami Baku was on the loose?

Everyone: *points at plot hole*

*shot of an empty space and broken chains where Yami Bakura should have been*

Me: Uh-oh….

Malik: And where’s Yami Malik???

Me: I don’t know, he’s YOUR yami, remember?

Malik: *guilty look* Oh…

*suddenly, the sharpening of knives is heard from offstage*

Everyone: O_o

Me: Alright, WHO THE HELL LET THEM INTO THE KITCHEN!??! Come on people… *huff* idiot staff …..

Yami: Hey, wait a minute, I know!! We can offer Seto as a human sacrifice!!

Seto: Stuff it, Game King.

Yami: That’s “Oh Mighty Game King” to you, Kaiba.

Ryou: Why would they want to kill us anyway?

Malik: Haven’t you learnt ANYTHING from you yami??

Ryou: Well…I….

Malik: *muttering* Amateur…

Me: Because their a couple of blood thirsty homicidal megalomaniacs, that’s why. Plus there’s a stash of “Sugar-Addict’s Dream” in the fridge.

Everyone: Oh no…………

Yami: *eyes get all watery* You mean you still have some left and you didn’t tell me?!?!?

Yugi: *rolls eyes* Someone calm him down before he throws a tantrum ….

Me: Malik, dammit, STOP LETTING YOUR YAMI OUT OF HIS CAGE AND NEAR OTHER PEOPLE!!

Malik: How was I s’posed to know he’d lead the others to your stash??!?!

Me: Because he knows where it is?

Malik: *looks perplexed* ………He does….?

Me: BECAUSE YOU SHOWED HIM, NUMNUTS!!

Malik: Oh ….

Jo: THEY’RE COMING!

Honda: TAKE COVER PEOPLE!!

Mai: This should be interesting ….

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Announcer: Until next week, folks!!

Credits

Producer, Host, Executive Producer, Director:
Cidi Nazgul Five

Co-host:
Malik Ishtar
Ryou Bakura

Special Guest Appearances by:
Yami Bakura
Seto Kaiba
Yugi Mouto
Yami Yugi
Yami Malik
Anzu Mazaki
Honda Hiroto
Jounouchi Katsuya
Mokuba Kaiba
Mai Kujaku
Isis Ishtar

Sponsored by:
Kaiba Corporation

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Hmm....Cant decide on a template....I guess this on will have to do.

Yami Baku-chan: How about something with blood and death?

Me: No one asked for YOUR input, Dracula.

Yami Baku: Okay okay, jeez .....

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Glomping Groupies Inc

Quote of the Duel Monsters Episode: "You'll never free yourself, Keith!!"
~~Creepy but extremely hot Malik ~~


Bishounen Groupies Theme Song


Me: Hey, fellow Bishi-fans, and welcome to the Bishi Show, were it's all about the Bishi! (whether they like it or not!!) First, I'de like to introduce my wonderful (sane and currently on medication) co-host, Malik Ishtar!!!!


*shot of Malik standing there smugly in a rather tight-looking leather suit*


Me: And finally, please give a big round of applause for today's featured Bishi ... the hot, the sexy, the homicidal embodiment of hell, Yami Bakura!!!!!!


*shot of Yami Bakura tied to a chair in a similar-looking outfit to Malik, looking ready to kill*


Me: Come on, Baku-chan, cheer up! Why so down?


Yami-Baku: Perhaps it is the ridiculousness of this outfit you insist on making me wear.


Me: Tough luck, Ryou's got the sailor t-shirt, and I know very well you can't stand wearing his beige sweater.


Yami Baku: *grumble*


Me: *grin* Anyway, today we will be dealing with one of the biggest enemies of writers (and gameshow hosts) this century: *dun dun duh duh* the plot hole!!!


Yami Baku: And what in Ra's name is that??


Me: It's what we hang you over by your wrists when you misbehave.


Yami Baku: .............................


Me: But anyway, today we're going to take a closer look at the plot hole! Malik! If you please .... unveil the creature in question!!


*Malik pulls on a string. Panels begint to flip over on the floor and a gaping black hole is revealed*


Me: Now, to demonstrate some of it's ruthless evil powers. *takes rock and drops it*


Everyone: *waits for rock to hit bottom. It doesn't*


Yami Baku: So? I'll throw you in oblivion into the Shadow Realm.


Me: In your dreams, mister.


Yami Baku: Oh yes? *unties himself and walks over to the hole*


Me: ....................?


Yami Baku: *pulls out my flyer of Baku-in-leather pics and dangles it over the hole*


Me: How did you get those?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Yami-Baku: Oh, I had a little help from the inside *winks at Malik*


Me: MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Malik: What? I just gave them to him in exchange for a stash of your Malik-in-leather pics.................oops.


Me: YOU FOUND THOSE TOO?!?!?!?!?!? *lunges at Malik*


Malik: EEEEP!! *runs offstage*


Me: *turns to Bakura* You wouldn't dare.


Yami Baku: Oh, but I would ....


Ryou: *comes running on stage and makes threatening motions to toss Yami Baku's collection of various swords and pain inflicting weapons into the hole*


Yami Baku: Where did YOU come from?!?!


Me: *eyes get all watery* My knight in shining armor! .... or leather, in this case.............


Ryou: Hey, don't take it personally cuz I'm outta here when I'm done. And you owe me big time. No more "picture shoots"!


Me: *grumble*


Yami Baku: DON'T!!!!!!!!! OR ELSE!!!!


Me: Or else what? *suddenly get's an evil look and remarkably resembles a very maniacle looking yami Malik* I control you all!! You're all mine!!!! I PAID FOR YOU!! ALL THE BISHIES ARE MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (except Pegasus, I haven't fully paid for him yet)


Ryou: *raises an eyebrow* Malik, have you been letting Yami Malik near her again?


Malik: *looking hunted* No...................


*Much chaos on set. When the smoke clears, Yami Baku and Ryou are tied up and Malik and I are brushing ourselves off*


Yami Baku: I DEMAND to be released THIS INSTANT!!


Me: Demand all you want, love, you're going nowhere.


Yami Baku: RELEASE me or feel my WRATH!!


Ryou: What are you going to do with us anyway?


Me: Hmm...well, I haven't actually thought of that yet... You see? This is the whole purpose of the plot hole. As long as its empty, I have no plot to base anything on. But until it's filled, we can use it as a trashcan.


Everyone: Trashcan?


Me: Ya! A wastebin for useless things!


*Ryou and Yami Baku eye each other evilly*


Me: Don't, guys.....


*Yami Baku frees himself first and goes to push Ryou into the abiss*


Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*pushes Ryou out of the way*


Yami Baku: Darn it!


Me: There. Debt paid, Ryou.


Ryou: Ok, ok, now untie me before he tries that again .......


*Helping untie Ryou when Malik comes up and whispers something in ear*

Me: Uhh......well folks, do to some errors at our sponsoring network, Kaiba Corp, it seems we're gonna have to end here ....... Kaiba dammit!! I know it's you!! You're my next victim, you hear?!?!?!?!?!?


Kaiba: *wherever he is* O_o;;;; uh-oh..........


Me: So tune in next week folks, for another episode of the Bishi Show, guest starring Seto Kaiba!!!!!!!!!


Yami Baku: Can I go now???


Me: Who said you were only staying for one episode??


^___^;;

Bishi Show Theme Song



Credits:


Producer, Host, Executive Producer, Director:
Cidi Nazgul Five


Co-host:
Malik Ishtar


Guest Starring:
Yami Bakura/Ryou


Sponsored by:
Kaiba Corporation


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Introduction

Hey people and welcome to the Bishie Show Blog!! This is where we archive all the Bishi episodes. The Bishie show is a game show, hosted by me (Cidi Nazgul Five) and featuring your favorite Bishies from the series Duel Monsters (yugioh). Why Duel monsters, you ask? Well, oviously because they have some of the best Bishies!! Let me introduce you to some of our cast:

Cidi: Me, the hostess and authoress. A Nazgul, servant of Sauron, with a liking for Malik and Yami Bakura in leather.

Malik: My co-host, Malik Ishtar. Also my devoted servant in leather.

Yami Bakura (Yami Baku, Baku-chan) : Ryou's Yami, or dark side. My fav guest. One of my many obsessions. Way too moody though. But always featured on the show!! ^___^

Ryou: My sort of unofficial second co-host. The good side of Yami Baku-chan. My fav Bishounen!!! *glomps Ryou*

Seto Kaiba: Milti-millionair and head of the ruthless company Kaiba Corp. Love to torture him. His company sponsores the show.

Everyone else: I often have either one or two other cast members from Duel Monsters or sometimes practically the whole cast.

Enjoy and don't forget to visit my other Blog, Nazgul Five of Minas Morgul
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Have fun!!


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